So if anyone has ever been in the presence of me and a Canadian, you would have noticed me making fun of those Moose-jockeys, beaver tossers and “eh” sayers. That was up until I tried poutine.

Poutine is a appetizer like dish that consists of french fries gravy and cheese curds, sometimes known as squeakers, Kinda sounds weird doesn’t it? Well, it isnt it is absoluteley delicious most closely related to one of those carb frenzy potato bowls from KFC except without the corn and chicken.

I was bored and decided to craft my own poutine out of KFC and taco bell materials

Start with a bowl, any bowl will do.

empty a medium box of potato wedges into the bowl

pour KFC gravy evenly over potato wedges

drizzle Nacho Cheese (2 of their little cups works better i used only one though) over gravy and wedges.

grab a fork and go at it, you will immediately be delivered to strange cultural food heaven.

(written before the election in 08, never posted it)

I took a moment to read back through my past posts and stuff and it honestly seems like I have so many things going on in my head I cant finish a thought before writing about another one. If my mind is this confusing in text how confusing is it in there.

Have you ever been sitting there at your desk, table, on your couch er what have you and you giggled about a thought you just had? Have you ever been playing a video game see a funny situation and think to yourself “Oh that would be something for a comic?” Well I did, I gave up my squirrelly nonsense comic after I realized I wasn’t feeling creative enough for it. The recent events in World of Warcraft for those of you who know the story Arthas is releasing another plague upon Azeroth and its giving people a chance to become zombies, good times.

The only problem is if someone is trying to get to a certain NPC(non-playable character) they sometimes get cleansed by what is known as an “Argent Healer” these buggers are basicly super priests sent from heaven (or Hell depending on if you want to help the plague spread) whocleanse you of this disease.

also theres a new achievment system up and if anyone remembers the LEEERROOOYYYY video of about 2 years ago (the joke makes me zzzZZ now) there is an achievment for one to kill 50 of these little dragon whelps, that Leeroy so recklessly brought unto his party members, in like 15 seconds or so and this gives your character the choice of “Jenkins” as his/her last name. I have two problems with this:

1. Leeroy is old, the joke wouldnt even keep a 3 year old with a laughing gas mask laughing

2. The server that I play on is indeed an RP(role playing server) and the people of this server (almost everyone) wear this title likes its something special. its over used and what not so even though I have the title, I choose not to display it above my character.

anyways with that being said heres my little comic. though I fear now that I have explained it, you wont find it funny nor will half of anyone who reads this page get it.

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/WankelWoW/Wowreally1.jpg

really wish HTML would work on this sight…

Though I honestly think the traffic on this site has dropped since what, last summer? I still like to add stuff.

Well Joel is having fun being involved in the Obama campaign in these here parts. I myself am attending school once again with very little idea of  what I will be doing this time next year. Hopefully working at the Power Plant earning a nice paycheck and saving up for myventure into the investing world, Which by the way I hear it is fun but risky.I will indeed be going to costa rica in february for 7 days to go body boarding and surfing with the local chicas. I have also recieved permission on the photo’s im using for my web comic “A bit Nutty” which will probably be hosted from here.

The comic’s are honestly ideas that randomly pop in my head and often most things I want to write about are a bit difficult to do in 3 panels, yes the comic is only 3 panels and its the same panels every week it was inspired by “3 panel soul”(http://www.threepanelsoul.com) and “Dinosaur comic” (http://www.qwantz.com/peoplearecool.html) two excellently hilarious andwitty comics. 3PS is by far one of my favorite webcomics, next to the Ultra Rare and almost non exhistant “RP reasons” done by a fellow Shadow Council artist, not sure where she posts her stuff but its a compendium of shadow council’s and Black Omen’s (http://www.blackomen.us/) inside jokes.

A bit nutty is pretty much 4 squirrels Durrell, Tony, Ricky, and Pete. Durrell and Tony are the main part being in two of the 3 panels and Ricky and Pete are kind of like the old guys in the balcony on the muppets. Its honestly hit and miss I often think of something that will make me laugh then i plug it in to the comic and I end up saying “this didnt turn out as well as I thought it would” but anyways here are the first two strips that ive made.

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/WankelWoW/abitnutty1.jpg

http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p311/WankelWoW/abitnutty2.jpg

more to come!

well I am only about 4 minutes into testing google chrome, but so far so good. Some neat things about it, that I have found, are for each process a regular browser uses like java and html Google chrome has it on different “Strings” so one process cant interrupt another. Say for example youre loading BrownPocket.com and youre browser is having difficulty loading the links on the right side of the page. Not a problem says Google Chrome we have you covered. The rest of the page will load by its self while the buttons will continue to try and load.

This “Multi-string” process will also allow for pages to load quicker because each process has its own job to do and its done at the same time instead of waiting on the previous process to finish. What does this mean for people who are bored at work? It means that you can surf through youtube AND correlate faster than ever before!

In reality though it doesnt seem that much different than Mozilla(im writing this in Mozilla and surfing with Chrome on my other screen ) though the animations with opening different tabs are more entertaining i havent used it long enough to really explore every fascit.

In summary, Google Chrome is for anyone easy to use but nothing new, id only fully switch over if someone from Mozilla were to offend me personally.

I have always ALWAYS been a fan of free thought, its what the education system used to be based off of. Dreams are awesome in the thought that they are our minds images while thinking freely. Granted since our thoughts are so opressed by Standards of learning we dont get to express our thoughts as much as we should. Sometimes thoughts are expressed too freely and then looked upon as crazy and strange. OF COURSE THEY’RE STRANGE! each one of us is screwy in the head.

When has someone not had a dream about something ridiculously funny and then turned around and said “Hey, I had the weirdest dream last night.” only to receive a look of criticism in return. Free thought these days is thought to be Immature and well, crazy. Ellen DeGeneres once said “We dont play with our inner child anymore!” she couldnt be further than the truth. Some of you may be sitting there staring atyour monitor possibly glancing at a piece of paper on your desk thinking “what if I just balled it up and threw it? would someone throw it back? will I start the first intercubiclegame of catch?” . To that I say go for it! Who cares as long as you don’t hit one of your 4 bosses you’re golden, and if the person who gets hit by the ball looks at you and says “did you throw this” you say HELL YEAH I DID now go long! Chances are they will accept your invitation to Recreational office shenanigans and toss it back.

more on this when I remember what my original point was

Hello, after Dwayne’s post I see no need in introducing myself, for he did a fine job. It is indeed true that I Dr. David Scott am one of the pioneering researchers on the Human Gnarples. To help you on your way to understanding the Gnarple I will first talk about What, they are.

A Gnarple is a gland that is surrounded by muscle, it can range from marble size to golf ball size depending on age and race. Every person has two (2) Gnarples, but one is completeley able to live with just one or with Gnarples in absentia.

Where are they located? There is no certain place for a Gnarple or set of Gnarples as they have been known to move. Strange organs they are, depending on what kind of activities one partakes in the Gnarples may be located around the kidneys, inner thigh’s, base of the skull and other loci depending also on Sex and Race.

As far as we know Gnarples are used as pain centralizing organs. The glands are spongy and have a tendency to stay along the nervous system between where injury is caused and the brain. What happens when one gets a small bump is the Gnarple absorbs any harmful pulses from the nervous system and releases enzymes that contract the muscle surrounding the gland causeing shooting pains in a more bearable place in the body. If it werent for Gnarples people would go into shock from the smallest of injuries like a needle prick or bug bite.

In closing I will be opening up my email account to accept questions about Gnarples and what if questions regarding pains. I will post the address soon.

Buying the new GTA4 btw excellent game; blood, guts, sex, seatbelt safety awareness drunk driving awareness. A wholesome game with excellent morals and the sniper guy from Behind enemy lines. Anyways I met this cool guy named Dr. David Scott. I usually don’t like people with two first names (save for Kyle T.) but this Dr. Scott guy seems to be cool so I’m getting Joel to hook him up with his own account for BrownPocket.com hes the foremost expert on Gnarples and has written essays like “Gnarples and you: an essay describing how Gnarples effect everyday life” and his world renowned “O’ Gnarple, Where art thou” a witty accountment of his journey from regular old Neurology Dr. type to Head of Gnarpology (the study of Gnarples) at B.P. international. I hope you all enjoy Dr. David Scott and what knowledge he bestows upon us!

If you haven’t heard, six high school girls beat the living crap out of another girl. The best part of thiswhole ridiculous event is that one of the mothers of the group of maniacs defended her daughter for beating that girl up

Lindsay “embarrassed these girls,” (Christina) Garcia told News Channel 8. “She said she was going to kick their you-know-what’s,” and called them “slutty.”

Well in that case, CONCUSSIONS ALL AROUND!  Seriously, what the living hell is wrong with that woman.  What the girls did was bad enough. But to defend it?

She called them “slutty”! Oh my! Cause that’s the first time that sentiment has ever been heard in a high school. Maybe these little girls shouldn’t get so excited about beating the crap out of someone. I don’t care if she wrote utter lies about their sexual history and said that she could take any of them. I really really don’t.

The girls are practically cheering. The camera girls warns them that the memory is about to be filled and to make the end part good. Very classy ladies. I hope this serves you well when you get to college. Oh wait, you may not be able to get into much of a college anymore, huh? Good. I hope to see each of these girls standing next to the idiot mother, handing me my order of large fries.

They slammed her head against a wall. The punched the hell out of her face. They probably laughed about it. I have not pity for these girls, slutty or not. Maybe the best punishment would be to make them beat up on each other once a week for the next three years. No prison, just let the six of them be violent against each other once a week. Maybe they’ll grow up. Let’s put the mom in there too. According to her rules, she’s probably earned a beating too. I’m not saying these are my morals, but these are the girls’ morals. They think it’s okay, so let them keep showing off their morals. Sell the videos online and use them to pay for Victoria Linday’s medical bills.

No? well I do(only theoretical stuff)! Einsteins Theory of Special Relativity, The equation to find Mass gained by traveling a certain speed.

Basically Einstein was like so you move faster and when you move faster you gain weight BUT you strangely get smaller. Say mathematics lets make the gain of mass equation!

M = Mass gained

m = Original mass (usually under marked by a zero for identification)

v = Velocity

c = speed of light

the equation ill be talking about today is

M= m/[√1-(v²/c²)] : read as M equals m over the square root of one minus velocity squared over the speed of light squared

for this example we will be setting these values

m= 1kg, v= .8 km/s

M= 1/[√1-(.8²/c²)] now to work it out!

.8²*c²= (.8c)²/c²

the c² cancel leaving

M=1/√1-.64

seeing as how 1= 100/100 solve √(100/100)-(64/100)

that will leave you with

M=(1/(6/10)) = (10/6)= (5/3) = 1.7kg

so traveling 8 tenths the speed of light will make 1kg gain .7kg

fascinating isnt it?