So to be honest this website got a total of mayhaps 50 views a week back when Joel and I cared about it. BUT, hopefully I can resurrect it and give it a true aim. Not easily done with such a random imagination such as mine.

Little update; Obamas President (hell yes), I still play WoW. Joels 6th anual Eat at Joels was a success save for my dislocated finger and yet another year of people offering a pool and failing miserably at fulfilling their end of the deal.

So I need to figure out a direction to take this website. Maybe see if I cant get joel to do some nonsensical whimsical ramblings, Dr. David Scott im sure will be returning to explain more about Gnarples and Gnarplism, he hasnt been to happy with the fact that Gnarples have yet to make it onto wikipedia. Maybe Theoretical stuff with the occasional rambling. I like writing about Universal expansion and the theory of Special Relativity, it makes me feel smart.

In closing I offer you few readers to spread the gospel according to Brown pocket! may it grow into an outlet of pur geniousity and fake words!

Serbia is well-known as a popular tourist destination.
“It’s like visiting the urban battlefields of Call of Duty,” Richard Panolpy said after his tour-group visited a rural neighborhood that hasn’t seen infrastructure renovations in four year. “And don’t forget the fear and death from Slobodon Milosevic.”

The excitement surrounding a trip to Serbia is coming to the United States soon. Busch Gardens Williamsburg, officially called Busch Gardens Europe, is adding 1 and 1/2 acres of Serbian life.
“We want people to really get the feel for the devastation of the former Yugoslavia. We think that kids will find this backwards nation loads of fun,” spokesperson Randy Blinkin said, plus Spain and Greece are lame. Blinkin is the son of former park manager Andrew Buchanon, better know for his initials.

Blinkin was best known for his attempt to bring in an Armenian area, near France, but within month of it’s opening, Armenia’s buildings had been picked clean by shopkeepers from France. The horse stables now sit on what once was Armenia.
One important conversation that park executives have had is whether to keep Kosovo.
“We think it’s a crime that Serbia is losing some of its history,” board member Chick Nua-Chong said. “Plus, the ethnically Albanian women of Kosovo aren’t quite as devastatingly hairy as the Serbs. Fewer unibrows.”

Average Albanian Woman

Serbian woman with shaved unibrow

They even had to import a Russian blond to be Miss Serbia

Serbia does have at least one attractive non-unibrow woman in tennis star Ana Ivanovic

The board determined that since there is no European Union to force its hand, that it would keep Kosovo. Members said that the rioting for Kosovar employees should entertain kids.
“Video games are good and all, but what kid doesn’t want to riot? All kids want to riot, I assure you. Balloon animals are fun and all, and caricatures last, but rioting really teaches kids something,” Nua-Chong said.
Serbia is expected to quickly become the most popular destination for tourists for two reasons: raspberries and unrest.
Like the strong economic growth of the real Serbia, Busch Gardens Serbia will be based on mining and manufacturing. Park-goers will have a chance to go mine for gold and other gems using real dynamite. The lines are expected to be long as park designers attempt to replicate the high unemployment rate. The lines may end up being shorter than the lines for rides though. For example, in Escape From Pompeii, designers decided that since many people did not escape, instead dying at home, that the lines would have to be extreme.
Raspberries will be plentiful in Serbia. Raspberries are delicious. “Homeless” actors will try to steal them. Beating a homeless person in order to keep your raspberry will make the taste just that much sweeter.
No ride has yet been determined. The first step is to get the pock-marked landscape built. Potential rides discussed have been “Serbia is Small and Boring,” “Owned by the Ottomans,” and “Sex with an Albanian is better than a Serb.”
Further details will be revealed over the next few months.